Most Expensive Pocket Knife

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Author: Carl Paul

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Frequently Asked Questions

1. QUESTION:
   what are the very best pocket knives???
   I'm going to buy my fiance a pocket knife for Valentine's Day. It doesn't have to be the most expensive but I want to know what the best one is ???? Thank You!

   • ANSWER:
     We have "Gerber" multi-pliers....
     knives too....

     Our troops use Gerber...
     http://www.gerbergear.com/index.php?flash=1

     Nothing fancy, just solid gear.

2. QUESTION:
   Yuppie Executive to Redneck in 35 Easy Steps (not for people with a short attention span)?
   Are you a wealthy and successful suit-and-tie yuppie businessman who has always had a secret dream that you would one day become a redneck? Have you always wanted to be a Bubba, but didn't know how? Is there an inner Cletus inside that dapper and dignified image, just hollerin' to get out?

   Purchase the following: one pair of overalls, one pack of chewing tobacco and six cases of beer. That is all you will need to start!

   Now follow the 35 SIMPLE and EASY guidelines. Caution: These instructions MUST be followed in your BUSINESS OFFICE during WORKING HOURS.

   1) We assume you are a dignified, well-groomed yuppie executive; therefore, as you read this, it is also assumed you are wearing a pair of well-polished 0 Brooks Brothers black captoe leather shoes and silk business socks, a ,000 pinstriped Armani business suit tailored for you, a 0 silk necktie with matching pocket square and suspenders, a starched white shirt, monogrammed cufflinks, silver tiepin and a Rolex.

   If you are not dressed like this, stop NOW and continue when you are. FIRST, untie and remove high-and-mighty mirror-shined executive shoes. Peel off fancy socks.

   DO THIS NOW! This is NOT optional! Be warned: these shoes and socks have been vital to your identity until now, so do not deceive yourself; this will be a challenge to a true yuppie executive. They MUST be removed to move forward into the wonderful new world that awaits you. (Note: This will also work with Johnston & Murphy wingtips or those Italian loafers with those little tassels on them.)

   2) Stuff silk socks in shiny shoes and drop in garbage can.

   3) *URGENT* Do not, under any circumstances, put shoes back on. You MUST remain barefoot. If you fail, return to step one. This will take discipline! This is where most would-be bubbas fail! You will be tempted to put them back on - resist this!

   If you have trouble, don't hesitate to call our 800 emergency number. A bona fide trained Bubba coach will help you.

   4) The following is guaranteed to help bring you off your high horse in a hurry, and into the redneck world! Trust us!

   Prop bare feet on polished office desk, with soles facing open office door. Do NOT remove feet from desk, even when co-workers, clients and/or boss enter office.

   5) Remove cufflinks and scratch soles of feet with them when others enter office and during office conference. Put cufflinks back on.

   6) Use necktie to wipe nose.

   7) Use tiepin and/or collar stud to clean toenails. Put tiepin or collar stud back in tie or shirt.

   Eat lunch with knife only. Wipe dirty knife on otherwise spotless business suit.

   9) Reach under suit trouser leg and scratch. Scratch under arms.

   10) Open can of beer. Drink rapidly and belch loudly. Practice! Dribble on business suit. Discarded business socks may be used to wipe mouth. Repeat. Pile cans on expensive office carpet.

   11) Shout with laughter for no reason.

   Note: Do NOT be concerned if you experience concern about your dignity. Your dignity will soon disappear! Do not worry!

   12) Place tobacco in mouth; place in back of cheek. Practice spitting streams of tobacco juice on to computer screen, or on polished office floor, or on important presentation, or in the cuffs of the trousers of your pinstriped suit. Brooks Brothers shoes may also serve as spittoon.

   Note: This is the ONLY time when you may retrieve shoes from garbage! See Step #3.

   13) Untie and remove natty silk necktie, unfasten and remove gold monogrammed cufflinks, pluck pocket square from suit, unfasten tiepin, unbutton and pull out suspenders and slide Rolex off wrist. Drop ALL items in garbage can.

   14) Strip off expensive tailored Armani business suit, starched shirt and designer underwear. Toss in garbage can.

   Note: Removal of business suit can be traumatic for an uppity upper class businessman. It is comparable to an operation. Be prepared for shock to system.

   15) Add briefcase, cell phone and day-timer.

   16) Cut up credit cards and throw away wallet.

   17) Cut up Ivy League degree.

   18) Put on overalls. Walk around in hem to get used to your new look.

   19) Practice poor posture and sluggish walk.

   20) Cancel subscriptions to Wall Street Journal and New York Times. Have cable disconnected.

   21) If you have not already been fired, quit high-paying prestigious white-collar job and stop working altogether.

   Alternative: become a garbage man or janitor or sling hash in a diner.

   22) Make appointment with dentist. Have front teeth removed.

   23) Make appointment with surgeon. Have all hair on top of head removed through electrolysis. Let hair grow on sides and back.

   24) Shave ONLY twice a week. Be careful to leave stubble at all times.

   25) Bathe ONLY twice a week.

   26) Begin intensive redneck language course. Do not use more than five words in a sentence. Drop all "NG" endings from words - "havin" instead of "having". Learn to yelp and whoop and holler.

   27) Sell Porsche.

   28) Buy used pickup.

   29) Sell condo.

   30) Buy dilapidated shack in backwoods and shotgun rack.

   31) Give or throw away all remaining clothes: business suits, ties, shoes, socks, shirts, and accessories, including Burberry tuxedo, overcoat and patent leather pumps worn to corporate black tie events. NOTHING can be retained.

   32) Sell stocks and bonds and give all proceeds from these and sale of car and home to a redneck charity. You will NOT need money.

   33) Watch NASCAR and pro-wrestling every day. Do NOT miss any episodes.

   34) Find wrecked car and leave in front of shack.

   35) Have name changed legally from "Mark" or "Andrew" or "Kevin" to "Cletus" or "Bubba" or "Jed".

   Congratulations! You, Sir, are now the Redneck you have dreamed of becoming!

   Satisfaction Guaranteed! And no one will ever call you "sir" again!

   • ANSWER:
     Oh God. I just might do that, really I will. Just watch me. I'm not sure who it insults more, the yuppies or the rednecks.

3. QUESTION:
   My Parents not give me Money for my Journey,i Stole 2,500 Rs from there Locker,does it is a Right Action ?
   good morning brothers and sisters
   how are you?

   my father is a police officer and my Mother is a rich Doctor both of them love my sister,they buy expensive things,my father spend his money on expensive cars and clothes

   but when it comes to my need they never give me single money actually till 12 class i had lived with my grand father in a small town,so they had not much attachment for me,they love my sister and also they love her because she is doing MBBS,she will be doctor and i go against there wish and i am doing philosophy Honors.

   On 12 October i had to go Mumbai 1400 km far away from delhi for MTV Roadies Audition,so i ask for some fare to my parents and they not give me a single ruppes

   so few hours ago i through a trick of knife open almira of my mother and take 2500 rs out of it
   i think i had done right they had thousands of money to spent on there entertainment ,few days before my mother buy a great dane dog of 15,000 rs,thousands of money on my sister dresses
   but when it comes to my need,they close there pocket.so i had to do this for my need.

   friends i am a simple and honest boy ,i had not much demands,my sister go by car to her college and i go by cycle,i got no pocket money.
   my love my grand father most in this world and i love him only.

   give your answer in Points like
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   10 My soul is saying that i had done nothing wrong by taking those 2500 rs out of the locker,that is for my need for the fare of train,i had to became mtv roadies at any cost.

   bye friends god bless you all
   please give logical answers

   jai sri krishna
   jesus love all

   • ANSWER:
     umm u dident do anything wrong becoz u have right to get money from ur parents if they have money for extra things they should give u money.....tell them talk to them that u need money.....u shhould do a little job at some place to have some money in ur pocket
     or u can do a job and save money and u can buy a car
     just try your best to be successful.....remember today's world is not the same world we use to have back then now people only talk to u if u r rich if u r poor no one cares for u
     even parents does the same thing.....if their children have high job or more money they recpect them........

     so plz take my advise do a job dont steal money stealing is bad i know it was ur need but dont steal it
     just talk to ur parents ask them why do u guys do this to me ask them to give u atleast pocket money
     kkk
     bye hopw ur problem get solved

4. QUESTION:
   Low-profile folder knives?
   Looking for a good low-profile folder. Good for tactical (self-defense) and/or utility. Plain edge only, no preference on steel. As close to 3.5 inches as possible, but nothing over 3.5 inches, due to local laws. I have found, that interest me:

   Spyderco Caly3 Carbon Fiber (perfect deep pocket wire clip)
   Al Mar Mini Sere (Regular Sere is barely too long, 3.6 inches)
   SOG: Aegis (Perfect 3.5inches, but quality?)
   Surefire Delta (Looks like the best of all, but wow it's expensive...)

   What do you think would be the best out of those and are there any other good ones? Most importantly, I want the deep pocket clip... They are more comfortable and low-profile. OR, I guess a fixed blade would work well too as long as it's low-profile and comfortable... I basically want to forget I even have it.

   • ANSWER:
     well best to try out the local mags in outdoors /hunting fishing/or the sportsman guides they have a good selection also check out case xx there good steal and alot to chooes from

5. QUESTION:
   why are certain drugs illegal?
   doesnt the idea of making nature illigal sound horrible to you

   its like saying god made a mistake, hes like looking down thinking shit i left dope everywhere lol,

   illigal drugs are the second biggest bussinness on planet earth, the biggest bussiness is the arms trade, to make money from the arms traid, you need conflict and war, you need people to hate each other, no one will buy your guns and bombs if peace and understanding rain across the world, no one will spend billions on plains, rockets and missiles unless the wish others to die through feer of death themselves.

   Traid in illigal drugs makes 400 billion dollars a year (UN statistics), drugs only make that much money because you want them and their illigal, try making cellary and see who gives a fcuk.

   400 billion dollars... theres got to be a whole lot of snortin, smokin, popping going on... there is massive exploitation of people and their desire to take drugs... which is why their illigal... are there any good drugs? are there any bad drugs? which drugs are which? and who would tell you so?

   400 billion a year, thats alot for something thats not worth much really, not worth much at all. most of the drugs people want are abbundant and cheap easy to grow or aquire:

   the coca plant grows like wild fire in its native habitat and is the most medicinal plant known to medicine.
   heroin can be taken safetly everyday of your life.
   cannabis has more uses than a swiss army knife and grows like a weed almost everywhere on earth, it has no known legal dose.

   drugs are not expensive, unless you make them illigal.
   drugs are not dangerous, exept in morons.

   according to the world health organisation, 100,000 people die every year from elisit drugs

   but wait a minute:

   cane sugar kills 3 million people a year according to scientists in new zealand
   2 million people die every year from a seditary lifestyle, physical innactivity
   1 million people die a year from unsafe sex
   3 million from tobaco
   half a million from air pollution

   illigal drugs are less dangorous than sitting about doing nothing or eating sugar... fcuk weve got to get some of those people doing nothing onto drugs... think of the lives we could save

   your car exhaust is killing more people than crack, smack and meth put together

   not only does sugar kill more people than all the illigal drugs in the world put together but kilo for kilo it costs more to make than cocaine.

   so whos getting all that money from drugs, the guy in the slums selling crack to hores is making 400 billion a year? how about that woman caught at the airport with a gut full of heroin stuffed comdoms, is she making 400 billion a year?

   where do you put 400 billion dollars a year? under your bed? in a jam jar? where does the 400 billion dollars a year go if not in the pockets of columbian gangstars with their speed boats and glossy shaks in the jungle? ill save you the tortuos thought process, it ends up in a bank.

   Highly organized and well motivated people ship drugs all over the world and put their profets in banks, drugs move money from your pockets into banks, illigal drugs move more money from your pockets than any other bussiness exept weapons, and what the fcuk would you want with a gun if your trying to have a good time?

   • ANSWER:
     drugs are illigal so they make more money for the goverment, unless you buy your drugs using seeshell neclaces your money will end up in a bank.